bookshelfdreams:

Getting the real tungle.hell demographics: How old are you

baby (under 13)

normal (13-15)

normal but pushing it (16-18)

post minor (19-22)

adult? (23-26)

old (27-30)

geriatric (31-35)

didn’t know they had wifi in the nursing home lol (36-40)

who knew humans had such a long lifespan. are you SURE you’re not dead (40+)

okay you’re just a sentient gravestone (50+)