Icon by @ThatSpookyAgent. Call me Tir or Julian. 37. He/They. Queer. Twitter: @tirlaeyn. ao3: tirlaeyn. 18+ Only. Star Trek. The X-Files. Sandman. IwtV. OMFD. Definitionless in this Strict Atmosphere.

hellotailor:

i’m so invested in toronto’s mystery tunnel story. after a month of fruitless investigating and a week-long public appeal from the police, two anonymous guys have admitted to building the whole thing for funsies. that’s it, no big deal. just guys being dudes. they just dug a 30-foot tunnel for personal reasons. case closed. amazing.

ellidfics:

emma-velocirapity:

dobabiesfloat:

softjoly:

tobbun:

ofools:

blacklaceandcombatboots:

parentheticalaside:

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The only acceptable reason for this is if this character is actually a demon who seduces men and then eats them. [source]

who wrote this, expose him

my breasts are nicely separated. Completely divided, every year they move apart by half an inch.

My breasts are nicely separated though they still fight for custody of the children.

Imagine actual pleated hair

Would any artists be willing to draw this?

“To get back to my body,”

No woman alive ever thought about her breasts like that.  

So my Uncle’s childhood bedroom…

endless-bunny:

So my Uncle’s childhood bedroom at my grandfather’s house has Star Wars wallpaper from 1978.

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It is magnificent. This particular shot of the Millennium Falcon is perhaps my favourite.

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Here we have “Budget Harrison Ford” or as I like to call him “Garrison Fjord.”

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Mark Hamill as Luke Skywalker looking like an even more sulky teenager than usual.

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And Alec Guinness looking like Old Ben “Did I leave the stove on?” Kenobi.

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Lightsaber fight isn’t looking too bad, right? Plenty of action going on there, right? Let’s just, uh… Let’s just take a closer look at Grand Moff Tarkin on the right there.

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“Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom?”

femme-mermaid27:

While participating in “no shave November” remember that there’s trans women and non binary folks who literally have to shave regularly, most of the time everyday, or their lives are at risk. So putting down folks for not participating/making it some sort of ~feminist~ must-do is harmful. It’s 100% possible to have autonomy and not be a transmisogynst while doing it.