writertobridge:

Imagine if Julian found out about his genetic engineering only after his parents told the hologram version of himself in the infirmary, thinking it was him.

navithefairy:

The 75th Rule of Acquisition

redpandarascal:

was looking at a timeline of Michigan gay history

HOLY FUCK

icantgetanythingdone:

Amazing Cloud Recesses Cake

I am in awe at this? The painting on the top of the cake?? The skill to write Gusu’s rules that tiny on the side of the cake???

那个喊蓝式家规的你给我出来，真的是魔鬼……#魔道祖师 #生日 #蛋糕

tiffyiceskater-deactivated20220:

What a glow up. 9 months of improvement.

gummybearattacktheworldofdespair:

antique-scarecrow:

fullmetalfisting:

man ive been watching videos of sheep getting shorn all night. makes me wanna be a sheep, getting man handled by a farmer who loves me, emerging from my cocoon of wool a totally new being. prancing around the barnyard so free, no longer weighed down by winter. i have clinical depression 

it’s posta like these that so encapsulate the spirit of tumblr while making it impossible to explain tumblr to my mom

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

underwhelmingalchemist:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

hey want to see something gorgeous but viscerally discomfiting?

No <3

okey doke!

The Mauritius “underwater waterfall” is not a true waterfall but an naturally occurring optical! In the sense that that’s not water falling, it’s sand and silt shifting! Shifting down a 4000-meter-deep abyssal drop. It is in fact exactly as deep as it looks, sorry :)

Other fun facts about Mauritius include:

• that’s where Dodo birds were from!
• the entire island has an abnormally strong gravitational pull
• and also they just discovered it sits on top of a lost supercontinent or whatever. idk that part’s less cool than the gravity thing