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biglawbear:

waffilicious:

jaubaius:

Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell

imagine if a fuckin……. giant alien just showed up and stuck a huge hand in front of your face and then proceeded to offer you three different houses and wouldn’t stop until you moved out of your old shitty apartment and then helped you fuckin move

and then just left

Look with the housing market the way it is I wouldn’t ask questions

theunvanquishedzims:

el-garito:

awww 🥰👍

[Transcript:

Cat meows twice, dropping a leaf in front of a man. The man, seated at a desk, pets the cat.

Man: Aww, thank you Chloe. What a good girl. I will add it to the collection.

The cat walks away in satisfaction. The man picks up the leaf and puts it on a corner of his desk, which is covered in similar leaves.

End transcript.]