aries: vodka aunt
taurus: bbq dad
gemini: racist grandma
cancer: wine mom
leo: golf uncle
virgo: gay cousin
libra: cigarette aunt
scorpio: pervy uncle
sagittarius: immobile grandpa
capricorn: republican stepdad
aquarius: sports cousin
pisces: strawberry candy grandma
Icon by @ThatSpookyAgent. Call me Tir or Julian. 37. He/They. Queer. Twitter: @tirlaeyn. ao3: tirlaeyn. 18+ Only. Star Trek. The X-Files. Sandman. IwtV. OMFD. Definitionless in this Strict Atmosphere.