spocks–cock:

I put together some vulcan smooches for you, because I love you.

Vulcan husband-wife kiss:

Adorable.

Vulcan mother-child kiss:

D'AWWW

Sexy vulcan makeout:

ooh yeah get some

Vulcan–wait what

what are are you doing

oh my god

stop

yeah so I don’t know what this equates to in human terms

but I’m pretty sure if you did it in public on Vulcan it would get you arrested