ARIES Abandoned gas stations, beholders of tumbleweeds and roadside tales, filled with dead fuel yet frozen in time, eyes on the passengers with their hands and hair out the window, haunted by old desert songs and engines revving behind it.
TAURUS: Abandoned bars, stools turned over, a ripped flyer shouting BABES BABES BABES hanging off the bulletin board, a lost motorcycle tire, glass shattered, and the spirit of hell still living somewhere inside.
GEMINI Ghost towns, at the base of old mountains, houses with shutters like eyes and doors like mouths, swallowing stories whole, convenience stores still stocked with stale bread, cabins and headstones still peeking out from behind fairy wood brambles, nature stretching into steel, ready to come alive with a shift of the wind.
CANCER: Abandoned motels, empty pools filled with deflated flamingos, the sign out front screaming VACANCY forever, each room a different anthology of guest book tales, smashed television monitors and a love note ( or goodbye note ) caught up in the rust of the honeymoon suite.
LEO: Abandoned theaters, stages dented with the ghosts of performances past, torn scripts scattered across floorboards in a mess of Playbills and shattered eyeglasses, broken lights and tattered dress hems, mannequins poised at an eternal act one.
VIRGO Abandoned train stations, cars sprayed in a kaleidoscope of graffiti, drifters still starting fires in some of the shells, grass growing over old gears, ghost conductors with no destination, rails intersecting at odd angles like flowers and bones.
LIBRA Abandoned campgrounds, rattlesnakes and desert blues, dead hot and forgotten, a shelled-out RV and the dry lake where the kids used to play, swallowing up broken toys and flat tents, showers crawling with critters, vintage t-shirts printed with campground bears promising that it’s still “the happiest place on earth.”
SCORPIO Abandoned amusement parks, soggy coaster cars paused mid-ascension, cheap thrills and screams still stagnant in the air, ferris wheels trembling in the wind, clown faces distorted and torn down the middle, a mascot head smiling out from the overgrowth.
SAGITTARIUS Abandoned renaissance fairs, an acre out of time, fake pirate ships swinging, fairy wings trying to fly, dead flower crowns tangled with bright ribbons and peasant blouses shed by the lake, empty squares and old stage buildings, Arthur’s sword caught at the entry, still waiting to be pulled.
CAPRICORN Abandoned toy stores, broken pinball machines, ghost clowns, and popped balloons, playing cards stuck to the floor, a crooked house of childhood horrors, teddy bears bleeding stuffing, and a funhouse mirror distorting the distorted.
AQUARIUS: Abandoned piers, driftwood split down the middle, coastline the last alive thing, neon lights still calling Gatsby home from the horizon, but promising only the ghosts of mermaids washed ashore, tires and bottles filled with sand, dead trees spouting from old rocks, branches a wind chime of ripped dresses, forks, and seashells on strings.
PISCES: Abandoned waterparks, slides overlooking entire old cities, perfect for climbing, hoses and pools now scrawled over and used as skateboard ramps, kids climbing over the old towers and ladders in their bathing suits when it rains, pure want as their tickets in, yelling, “We’re still here, we’re still here, we’re still here!”
The Signs as Walking Contradictions
Aries- Aggressive but passive
Taurus- Reasonable but uncompromising
Gemini- Honest but deceitful
Cancer- Trusting but suspicious
Leo- Brave but scared
Virgo- Focused but scatterbrained
Libra- Intelligent but dumb
Scorpio- Sexual but conservative
Sagittarius- Perfectionistic but sloppy
Capricorn- Hardworking but lazy
Aquarius- Imaginative but jaded
Pisces- Reliable but flaky
The signs as things my friend Maya has said to me
- ARIES: Why is the wind trying to take my umbrella? It owns to me.
- TAURUS: Fire plus water makes the fire go "what?"
- GEMINI: Maybe Spongebob got emancipated.
- CANCER: Did I say something? . . . I was worried I just said something really embarrassing.
- LEO: Whoa, you can take that train back to the station.
- VIRGO: My feet are screaming at me.
- LIBRA: Have you completed this game to completion?
- SCORPIO: What type of twattery?
- SAGITTARIUS: Seesaweed.
- CAPRICORN: The swamp - it gives you something what you have to know!
- AQUARIUS: Do you even understand the concept of a llama?
- PISCES: Sweaty man is where?
The signs in 2017
Finds true love: Aries, Taurus, Capricorn, Leo
Strikes it rich: Libra, Sagittarius, Cancer, Scorpio
Will suffer but prevail: Aquarius, Virgo, Gemini
Already is looking forward to 2018: Pisces
ok we’re settling this discourse right now
put ur zodiac sign in the tags & if you like or dislike:
- pineapple on pizza
- mint ice cream / mint chocolate
- ketchup in mac n’ cheese
- fries dipped in ice cream
5 signs that will kill it in 2017
1. Aries
2. Capricorn
3. Gemini
4. Sagittarius
5. Librathis is fake
agreed
Signs that will stay bitter and lonely in 2017
1. Scorpio
2. Virgo
the "slob but also a perfectionist" squad
- VIRGO, Cancer, Aries, Taurus, Aquarius, Pisces
The signs as fall aesthetics
- Aries: bonfires, cinnamon, golden autumn sunlight, stepping on leaves and feeling them crunch under your feet, halloween
- Taurus: tea lights, oversized sweaters, hot spiced apple cider, autumn wreaths, brown sugar
- Gemini: forests filled with changing leaves, fall fairy lights, jack-o-lanterns, candy corn, crisp apples
- Cancer: cozy blankets, red noses and cheeks from the cold, the first sip of a pumpkin spice latte, baggy clothes and messy hair, rainy days cozying up with blankets and warm drinks
- Leo: boots and socks, caramel apples and candies, thanksgiving festivities and food, the feeling of drinking something warm on a cool day
- Virgo: crisp air, pumpkin patches, rainy days, farmer's markets, the smell of cinnamon in houses and stores
- Libra: the feeling of being bundled up, hayrides, Halloween candy, driving with the windows down on a cool sunny day
- Scorpio: hardwood floors, hot chocolate, seeing your breath in the cold, Halloween decorations, roasting marshmallows on an open fire
- Sagittarius: apple picking, fuzzy socks that keep your feet warm, walks in the woods bundled up in cozy clothes, the smell of fire in the cold, trick or treating at dusk
- Capricorn: black coffee, overcast days, chilly mornings and nights, flannel shirts, pumpkin pie
- Aquarius: jumping into piles of leaves, reading outside in the cool air, scarecrows, feeling the warmth of sunlight on a cold day
- Pisces: haunted houses, drinking hot drinks outside on chilly days, apple pie, foggy days, frost on the leaves and grass in the mornings
kill them with kindness: taurus, leo, virgo, libra, capricorn, pisces
fuck that, stab the bitch: aries, gemini, cancer, scorpio, sagittarius aquarius
Why the signs stay up all night
- Stress: Virgo, Libra, Cancer, Capricorn
- Internet: Gemini, Aries, Leo, Scorpio
- FSDHJKDNMAJK: Aquarius, Taurus, Sagittarius, Pisces