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contradicting squads

  • scary but cute: scorpio, cancer, aries
  • nice but rude: leo, libra, gemini
  • blunt but shady: sagittarius, aquarius, scorpio
  • weird but cool: virgo, pisces, capricorn
  • confident but insecure: gemini, leo, capricorn
  • friendly but shy: taurus, virgo, cancer
  • awkward but smooth: leo, aquarius, aries
  • honest but reserved: scorpio, libra, pisces
  • angry but chill: aries, libra, cancer
  • hot but dorky: gemini, aquarius, capricorn
  • wild but calm: sagittarius, taurus, pisces
  • stubborn but easygoing: taurus, virgo, sagittarius

If the signs were superheroes/villains, what would their powers be?

weirdgirl42:

earthlyheartstarrymind:

punkasszodiac:

Aries - Hero: Bullet time. You can slow down time in order to fight at an incredible speed, making it impossible to hit or shoot you. Villain: Invulnerability. You are impervious to any harm, requiring extreme measures in order to hurt you.

Taurus - Hero: Atmokinesis. You can control the weather, allowing you to control many aspects of nature itself. Villain: Seismic power. You have the ability to create seismic shocks or earthquakes at will.

Gemini - Hero: Intangibility. You have the power to be impossible to perceive by any of the senses. Villain: Molecular dissipation. You can make any object vanish into thin air and absorb its energy.

Cancer - Hero: Clairvoyance. You have the ability to perceive events that are taking place elsewhere or sense places that are not in view. Villain: Summoning. You can call animals, creatures, or otherworldly beings for assistance.

Leo - Hero: Danger sense. You are aware of approaching danger before it reveals itself. Villain: Probability manipulation. You have the power to alter the outcomes of things that require luck or the occurrence of unusual phenomena.

Virgo - Hero: Force fields. You can create transparent or invisible shields as a method of protection. Villain: Banishing. You can send a person somewhere else, usually to trap them or keep them away.

Libra - Hero: Orbing. You have the ability to teleport from place to place with magical orbs surrounding you. Villain:  Omnilingualism. You can decipher any known language and learn any being’s language, alien included, through physical touch.

Scorpio - Hero: Umbrakinesis. You can mentally repulse photons to create shadow or darkness and move objects via shadow. Villain: Possession. You are able to take control of the body and mind of someone else, temporarily leaving your own body for theirs.

Sagittarius - Hero: Cross-dimensional travel. You have the ability to travel through any alternate dimensions. Villain: Molecular combustion. You are able to speed up molecules, basically in order to blow things up.

Capricorn - Hero: Cryokinesis. You can reduce the kinetic energy of atoms in order to lower temperature. This is often used to control, generate, or absorb ice. Villain: Grim reaping. You have the ability to kill or mortally wound someone through touch.

Aquarius - Hero: Portal creation. You have the power to create wormholes in time and space. Villain: Phasing. You have the ability to pass through solid objects.

Pisces - Hero: Wishing. You have the ability to wish for anything and that wish comes true. Villain: Reality warping. This gives you the ability to change and mold reality itself.

THESE ARE SO DOPE NO LIE

this is the best sign post i’ve seen yet. i want both the powers.

The signs as Winnie the Pooh quotes

  • Aries: "As soon as I saw you, I knew an adventure was going to happen."
  • Taurus: "You can't stay in your corner of the forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes."
  • Gemini: "We'll be friends forever, won't we, Pooh?" asked Piglet. "Even longer." Pooh answered.
  • Cancer: "If there ever comes a day when we can't be together, keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever."
  • Leo: "If you live to be 100, I want to live to be 100 minus 1 day so I would never have to live a day without you."
  • Virgo: "I used to believe in forever, but now I think forever is too short."
  • Libra: "How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard."
  • Scorpio: "The important thing is, even if we're apart... I'll always be with you."
  • Sagittarius: "Life is a journey to be experienced, not a problem to be solved."
  • Capricorn: "Sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in your heart."
  • Aquarius: "Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think."
  • Pisces: "I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can be together all the time."
  • -A.A. Milne

the signs as things I have said/done high or drunk

  • Aries: -sang along to les mis so badly I got kicked out of the room-
  • Taurus: "FUCKING HIT ME WITH YOUR CAR ASSHOLE DO IT I DARE YOU"
  • Gemini: "I want 200 gf... Wait I actually only want one gf"
  • Cancer: -cried really hard but not sure why-
  • Leo: "you're a triathlon soul"
  • Virgo: "you're my favorite deputy"
  • Libra: -sang along to every high school musical song poorly-
  • Scorpio: -accidentally came out to roommates by saying "the world would be better if everybody was gay" but everybody thought I was joking-
  • Sagittarius: -tried to show friends an axolotl bondage keychain but could not type it in so a friend had to type in "axolotl bondage keychain" for me-
  • Capricorn: -stared at my hands and thought about how big they are (even though they're not that big) for at least 30 minutes-
  • Aquarius: -explained the entire process of CAM photosynthesis in perfect detail-
  • Pisces: "I'm gay and in love... Actually I'm infatuated and laying on the grass"