noseforahtwo:

dimetrodone:

Reminder that this is what my cat sounds like

Meow Machine broke.

ichigokeks:

Full video of driving through Hamburg after the protests have passed through these streets. Please stay safe everyone!

stonebutchsnooze:

silvercurses:

gaysorry:

this is the only context i’ll allow country music bc this video is possibly the gayest and most romantic one i’ve seen in my eighteen years on this earth

watch every second of this

this is the sweetest im so happy

billlybadasss:

What.

the-lunar-lorkhan:

curls-cat:

amorelucky:

BIRB VINES!!!!

@the-lunar-lorkhan

@seamonstersofthepast

Important. “Hello?” “*screams*”

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

benepla:

mlkjr:

foodiest-stims:

Funfetti Cake Batter Martini 

This is how ppl die from insulin shock and alcohol poisoning at the same time

if someone doesn’t make this for me and bring it to my bedroom door in the next hour ur all complicit in my depression

if you drink 10 of these in 10 minutes at exactly midnight you will ascend to a higher plane and speak with both god and the devil then wake up in a waffle house parking lot at 4:20 am with only vague memories and a sense of loss

lambrini-socialism:

delithot:

There he goes

armoured ferret

gif87a-com:

Meow