decolonize-the-left:

therunnersam:

Cursed Creature here

Cursed connoisseur

inthetags:

Reblog with the first tag that comes up when you type “my beloved”

sarcasticmudkip:

sarcasticmudkip:

The mango is the worlds second greatest fruit

ME

manywinged:

manywinged:

don’t make me turn my character development around

alright that’s IT. i’m evil again until you all stop getting on my nerves.

july-19th-club:

i think that julian spends his adult life eating like a broke student on purpose. he keeps up appearances as an Appreciator of Cuisines when he’s out to lunch or enjoying the captain’s senior-crew dinners, but that’s just part of his unconscious, unceasing need to look classy and smart to absolutely everyone around him. privately i think he believes that it’s gourmet to put a little hot sauce on that bad boy and when he gets back to his quarters after a long day at work and could wind down with any delicacy his replicator can produce, he sits back and he says oh, computer. please give me beans on toast

sadhoc:

sadhoc:

my friends have a cat who self identifies as a “boy” and uses he/him pronouns

we know this because he is owned by two lesbians who don’t have very many he/him friends, so when they say “he” or “him” or “boy” they’re usually referring to their cat, so their cat has started responding whenever somebody says “boy” or “he” by running up and looking at them expectantly. so he’s a cat that has pronouns