no one supports you like an internet friend you never met
fromthemindofatwentyorotherlycan:
Fun, someone said the words “prior authorizations” around me and now I’m pissed off at 730am on my day off. I go off on this rant all the time. ALL THE TIME.
Oof. This man gets it.
Every time I have to send a fax to a doctor saying “hey this med needs a PA” I get violently angry.
Hint: if your PA gets denied call your insurance and ask for the credentials of the person who made that call. Usually they will approve it instead of admitting they hired some 18-year-old with no relevant training or experience to scan for buzz-words and just deny everything
- age 11: worry about internet people finding me in real life
- now: worry about people in real life finding me on the internet
About the Signs
Aries: You have an appetite for destruction that cannot so easily be quenched, a heart so full of passion and rage that even the devil himself is entranced by you
Taurus: You are as grounded as the oldest redwood, you are too wise for your own good. Whenever the forest calls to you, you gladly answer back. You take off running in bare feet
Gemini: You are the child of curiosity, you expect answers to everything. You invest your time and energy into other people, you want to figure them out. For someone who knows so much about others, you hardly know anything about yourself
Cancer: You are a whisper in the wind, you are constantly moving and never looking back. Sometimes people question if you are actually real, or just a vivid dream they once had
Leo: You have a heart of courage and you show it on your sleeve, you stare death in the face and laugh. You are an open book with missing pages, the best parts of you are always hidden away.
Virgo: you are a child of the sun, the vibrant sunflowers entangled in your hair are nothing compared to the warmth of your smile. flowers grow in your direction and the birds sing when they hear your name
Libra: you long for someone to fill the empty void in your heart, but little do you know that you are stronger than anyone you will ever cross paths with. you are a hurricane, a force to be reckoned with
Scorpio: you have a deep desire to venture somewhere unknown, somewhere dangerous. you may have ice in your veins but your heart is filled with embers that are ready to ignite at any second
Sagittarius: You try to fill the silence with laughter because the truth is deafening, your wit is so sharp that it could cut through glass. Your astral soul is trapped in the wrong universe and you want to go home
Capricorn: You long for commitment but have issues with trust, you let them get addicted to you and then vanish without a trace. You are like rising smoke, here one minute and gone the next.
Aquarius: you are independent and refuse to come across as weak, you always have to accomplish things on your own. You have the weight of the world on your shoulders and you would rather be crushed by it than to reach out for help.
Pisces: You are a child of the sea, your body yearns for the water to wash away all of your current doubts and worries. Your mind is like the waves, both chaotic and calm. Do not let your emotions drown you, you are strong enough to brave this storm
“Let me tell you this: if you meet a loner, no matter what they tell you, it’s not because they enjoy solitude. It’s because they have tried to blend into the world before, and people continue to disappoint them.”
this is my love letter to azlyrics for not being annoying as fuck like other lyric websites
“If you can’t laugh together in bed, the chances are you are incompatible, anyway. I’d rather hear a girl laugh well than try to turn me on with long, silent, soulful, secret looks. If you can laugh with a woman, everything else falls into place.”
exhausting and everything is expensive
People with good parents get so offended when abused children speak negatively of their parents. Like…REALLY offended lol.
They say things like “Your mom would do anything for you” and “Your parents sacrificed a lot for you!” and “I don’t respect anyone who talks down on their parents.”
But just because YOUR parents would do anything for you and sacrificed a lot for you doesn’t mean it applies to all parents. We don’t have the same experience boo. You can’t tell me shit about what my mama would do for me. All moms and dads are not created equal.