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Garak: “But really, doctor, there was no harm done.”

Dr. Bashir: “They broke seven of your transverse ribs and fractured your clavicle.”

Garak: “Ah but i got off several cutting remarks, which no doubt did serious damage to their egos.”

Bashir: “Garak, this isn’t funny.”

Garak: “I’m serious, doctor. I’m almost completely healed, but the damage I did to them will last a lifetime.”

Garak.

Honey.

I love you. <3