tlirsgender:

tlirsgender:

Convinced that the reason why Shatner gets so fucking mad about people thinking Kirk’s bi even though he’s the one who chose to look at Leonard Nimoy like he wanted to eat him is because he was trying to look Sexy and simply didn’t realize that he was presenting himself to another man

William Shatner, in his mind: I am the world’s handsomest boy

Captain Kirk: *flirts with everything*

Everyone with eyes: hey

big-gay-bird:

Actually both Romulan and Vulcans are “nuerodivergent coded”

The difference is that Romulans are sensory seeking and the Vulcan are sensory avoiding.

Send tweet

elemental-queen-writes:

Omigod, omigod, I just had a realisation.

In Our Man Bashir, Garak sneaks in to Julian’s James Bond holoprogram, and finds out it’s about spies and secret agents, and is obviously curious about it. “It looks like I joined the wrong intelligence service.” Definitely shows some amusement if nothing else.

So, later on, they’ve been chained to the laser, Garak snarks at Julian hitting on Jadzia’s image (Poor guy, watching his crush hit on the appearance of his friend he was attracted to when they first met), and Julian gets the key from her, unlocks them both, and they run away with seconds to spare.

They’re running through the caves, there’s rocks falling, the ground is shaking, and they have trouble standing at times.

Then Garak decides he can’t do this, and tries to leave, which could destabilise the program, and possibly lose the senior staff’s images, leaving them no bodies to be transported back into. Julian shoots him, and Garak changes his mind.

We’re going to jump ahead into Season 5 here, and the episode ‘By Inferno’s Light’.

“Besides, this isn’t like Tzenketh. The walls won’t collapse in on you.”

That’s something Garak says to himself while in the crawlspace, talking himself down from a panic attack.

They’re in a cave, during what’s basically an earthquake, there are rocks falling, and the safety’s are off.

Garak has claustrophobia, and experienced walls literally collapsing on him.

He’s having a freaking panic attack, and his instinct is to get the hell out of there, saving the senior staff be damned. He lashes out at Julian, goes to call for the exit…

And Julian shoots him.

Now, I have panic attacks, so I can tell you, pain can be a great way to snap you out of them. And I’m going to assume being shot in the neck by your best friend you have a massive crush on is enough of a pain blast and shock to snap you out of a panic attack.

Which explains his change of tune, actually. Also, Garak is impressed that Julian kept a level head (And it’s even mentioned in ASIT), so he’s going to help.

TL;DR Garak had a panic attack because he’s in a cave of falling rocks, and has a history of claustrophobia and being trapped under falling debris. Julian shooting him snapped him out of it.

weyounbathwater:

weyounbathwater:

I think Vorta have the ability to tell where a founder is no matter what shape they’re in in the moment. Like they clearly can’t tell which founder it is bc luaran couldn’t tell when Odo disguised himself as the founder leader but I think either from the instinct being programmed into them or just from years upon years of being around the founders they just Know

Odo, trying to hide from Weyoun while he’s on the station by being a lamp:

Weyoun: Oh hi founder :)

Odo, in a lamp accent: fuck

kelasparmakfanclub:

I have a head cannon that Parmak’s glasses are technologically advanced and overlaying helpful read-outs onto whatever he’s looking at like telling him a patient’s blood pressure and heart rate and other useful data. Also they adjust in thickness, turning into reading glasses when he looks at something close - kind of like how a camera automatically knows how to focus.

weebleroxanne:

vodka-mama:

lennythereviewer:

“Poison Ivy” is the nurse who sedates him when he gets out of control

“Two-Face” is an abusive orderly who acts nice when the doctors are around and then beats up the patients when their backs are turned

“Riddler” is a therapist who asks him questions that he has a hard time answering

“Mad Hatter” is a hypnotherapist who Bruce is convinced is trying to brainwash him

and of course his arch-nemesis..

“Dr. Joe Car” and his assistant “Dr. Harleen Quinzel” see Bruce as their top patient, both desperately trying to bring the man back to sanity, and Batman will fight with all he has to protect gotham from “Joker” and “Harley Quinn”

This fucked me up

This is why there’s so many Robins. His roommates get better sometimes and leave.

autumngracy:

joecarrolltho:

thatfunnyblog:

“why do people choose between pepsi and coke, they both taste the same”

alouise311

Fun fact:

Coca-cola was invented before the widespread use of refrigeration, and was therefore formulated to taste good while warm.

Pepsi, on the other hand, was invented later, and was formulated specifically to taste better cold.

Why does this matter?

If you think back to grade school chemistry, heat is just energy vibrating molecules. This vibration allows your tastebuds to “sense” more of the flavor. Therefore, the cooler a food or drink is, the more flavoring needs to be in it in order for you to taste it as compared to it being warm.

So, Pepsi, being made to be drunk cold, has a lot more sugar in it than coca-cola, because coke was made to be drunk warm.

This is why cold Pepsi can taste better than cold Coke, which will taste a little blander, but warm Coke will probably taste better than warm Pepsi, which will be way too sweet.

TL;DR: THERE IS IN FACT A LARGE DIFFERENCE IN TASTE BETWEEN COKE AND PEPSI, BUT WHICH ONE TASTES BEST DEPENDS ON THE TEMPERATURE YOU’RE GOING TO DRINK IT AT