thedankmemes:

no-this-is-ryan:

no-this-is-ryan:

How do movie people even know if a movie is good or not I finish watching a movie and my brain is just like “well that certainly was a movie” and that’s it

The only way my brain knows how to rank movies is:

1. I had fun watching it
2. I didn’t have fun watching it

mag200:

mag200:

mag200:

people are always like “i have face blindness but i’m good with names” or “im terrible with names but i never forget a face” well baby idk how to tell u this but i am . bad at both.

yesterday i didn’t recognize my coworker bc he was wearing a purple shirt and im used to him wearing all black

yeah and im stomping you to death with my hooves

hetaczechia:

Frodo, sitting on the floor: Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

Microwave: *beeps*

Frodo, immediately getting up: Oh boy, my instant noodles are done!

cn-confessions:

Originally posted by awkward-fart

thistledfairy:

boy but not a boy but kinda but no but yeah

heathermorris:

i’m one of those annoying people who’s always like “omg i know that actor from somewhere omg i recognize them whAT WERE THEY IN” when watching tv shows/movies who then proceeds to look it up on their phone and inform everyone that said actor was an extra in an episode of some stupid 90s sitcom once

bookshakes:

i like cake

gipsiidanger:

aviculor:

westbor0baptistchurch:

I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.

I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.

I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.