Icon from a picrew by grgikau. Call me Tir or Julian. 37. He/They. Queer. Twitter: @tirlaeyn. ao3: tirlaeyn. 18+ Only. Star Trek. Sandman. IwtV. OMFD. Definitionless in this Strict Atmosphere.
Y'all have,,, NO idea how much I want a pizza rn. It is taking all of my willpower to save my money and not order one this instant to celebrate getting stuff done today
late-stage capitalism is i want pizza but congress won’t buy me one
wait I haven’t tried
I’m gonna call my congressman and see
Hmm… Ted Cruz isn’t answering. Still a coward, I see,
I’m gonna ask my governor now and tell him Cruz said it was out of his jurisdiction so he’ll feel all important. dude sued the city and is richer than god he can afford a pizza
HDGJDFHGJ SOMEONE PICKED UP,,, this is how it went:
Me: Hello, I would like to request an audience with Governor Abbott
Secretary: I’m sorry. I can relay a message and have him get back to you in a call or email.
Me: Okay, thanks! Due to some recent changes and current economic disparity in Texas, I’ve calculated that Gov. Abbott makes enough a year to buy over 10,000 pizzas, for example. As a display of his claims to make efforts towards rebuilding the middle class, all I ask is that he buy me one single pizza.
Secretary: *incredulous laugh/scoff noise*
Me: That’s less than 0.0001% of his salary, not even taking his enormous wealth into consideration, and will affect my voting decision next election cycle. My paypal is https://www.paypal.me/quinintheclouds
Secretary: …I’ll let him know.
Secretary: *Hangs up*
None of them bought me a pizza. Guess you could say they crust my dreams :((
pLOT TWIST THE SECRETARY SENT ME $15 FOR MAKING HER LAUGH AND CAUSE SHE HATES WORKING THERE,,, THE SUBJECT LINE SAID POLITICAL PIZZA
I scrolled away but had to come back and reblog.
This is amazing
As a person who freaks out about talking to my own family members, I am in awe of the fact that you actually did this
me too, but consider: I was really hungry
“Hmm… Ted Cruz isn’t answering. Still a coward, I see,” is the most powerful thing I’ve ever read.
my favorite work memory from this store will always be “hey remember when the subway inside the store closed down and they let me take a bunch of their shit for free and now it lives inside my house?”
I don’t think I’ve ever recounted the story of how I realised I was trans on here because I personally think it’s hilarious.
So apart from repeatedly questioning it for like the past 8 years I was on a train to see my partner and the struggle was real™️ and by this point I’d decided very much I was NotCis and possibly not Nonbinary either… so I was looking out the window and thought to myself “I’m getting really fuckin sick of this uncertainty will you please give me a fucking sign???” That was the moment, like any good British field, I saw some birds. Not just any birds. Magpies. Now I’m a superstitious bitch and when I see a magpie I know you gotta salute it but I didn’t, cause right there, hanging out together were three magpies. And I tell you what I took that as a sign because everyone knows; one for sorrow, two for joy, three for a girl and four for a boy!
So after that I immediately started to use she/they, dress more traditionally feminine and shave properly. I’ve never looked back.
Hey, new friend, let me tell you about the Encanto character all the fanfic writers are totally sleeping on.
I have named him Cacti Miguel, because Jorge is taken, and obviously average Encanto resident rolls in zero cacti per year but Miguel, here, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.
This cannot be an accident. This man looks like he deliberately went out and found a patch of prickly pears to roll around in. Even if we assumed he had the same accident-prone gene as Agustín and Mirabel, I really think that getting oneself into this situation had to take some skill.
Therefore, this is the one man in the Encanto who’s possibly enough of a disaster for me to ship with Bruno, and one day I’m going to write the story of their relationship, including the series of bad life decisions that led to the deep resignation on his face in this moment.
