Alien: Are you sure you have no qualms about the differences in our physiology?
Human: It’s fine, I’m a bit of a monster fucker anyways!
Alien: I believe “fucker” is the word you told me means one who copulates, but…what’s a “monster”?
Human:
Alien: What Is A Monster, Beloved
Human: *sweats nervously*
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