imagine just trying to measure out 3.4 ounces of peanut butter WHEN IT’S NOT EVEN VISCOUS ENOUGH TO POUR
you guys do know scales exist right? you just scoop it out into a pre-weighed container..
who truly owns a kitchen scale in this economy though?
why dont you own a kitchen scale???
update: i googled it, WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE THEY 50 FUCKING DOLLARS
That’s why I don’t own one.
ya’ll, if you vote me for world leader i will not only:
remove reproductive organs
tie trees to cars
and make everyone live in one big house
BUT, i will also make kitchen scales free
NOT SO FAST! If you vote for me as world leader, I will grant everyone 1 pto day a year where they may call in because their pet was just too cute
(It’s 1 pto day per person per year)
If you vote me you’ll get none of that but I’ll let you pet my cats and allow you to murder one rich person of your choice
If you let me see this cat I will drop out of the running
and if i don’t
Then by default my cat is cuter
GASP LIES AND SLANDER
Prove it coward
I DON’T KNOW WHERE THE USB IS
I’m trying
You trying to imply that there’s a cat cuter then her? Look at this!
WE’RE HOLDING HANDS
I challenge you for kitty cute supremacy!!
FOOLS! THIS WAS A LONG CON IN ORDER TO SEE CAT PICTURES
And a very successful con at that.
have another cat picture!
the cutest kitty of them all!!
she likes to be upside down








