the iliad
- probably an aries
- mad about everything
- will kick anyone’s ass, even their own
the odyssey
- bisexual with a poor sense of direction
- just wants to go home
- cries about dogs
herodotus’s histories
- bullshits every assignment they ever turn in
- has a fun fact for everything
- probably doesn’t even know if they’re telling the truth any more
the peloponnesian war
- nobody knows what they’re talking about ever
- makes everything about politics
- cynical about everything
lucian’s a true history
- only communicates via memes
- somehow turns out new fic every week
- never passes up a chance for a dick joke
the poetry of sappho
- into the gaysthetic
- has 50 crushes at once
- constantly complains about not having a gf
the idylls of theocritus
- is just here to have a good time
- wants to save the bees
- wears flower crowns whenever possible
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