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Ominous statement generator

month born in
jan - the owls
feb - the stars
march - your enemies 
april - the obelisks 
may - the crystals
june - the secrets
july - the crows
aug - your teeth
sep - the curses
oct - the eyes
nov - the trees
dec - the caves

eye color
brown - do not know you
green - are not what they seem
hazel - cannot reach you
blue - are gone when you look away
grey - plot revenge
other - are not lost but waiting