If you go to the American Midwest there’s a wizard living in the corn and if you catch him you get three wishes.
Yes, yes. Just go into the corn fields. Nothing will harm you in the corn fields, no, nothing. That’s right, the corn is perfectly safe, perfectly sane, step right in and walk among the rows. Just keep walking deeper into the corn. It is perfectly safe. Nothing will harm you.
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