Not to speak badly of my blorbos, but Stede having that whole library and secret closet really is an egregious misuse of space when not everyone in his crew has a room
stede + being a little b*tch
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love how stede feels so guilty about killing to the point of hallucinations but is entirely unbothered and even amused at indirectly burning a ship full of people because they committed the crime of *checks notes* upsetting ed
“Strictly speaking the fire killed those guys…”
call me haribo peach gummies the way I’m
I’ve made a mistake. I’m not a pirate, I’m an idiot.
↳ My favourite Stede lines from Season 1.
A cake tribute to the scariest pirate of them all: the Brigand of Barbados, the cream of the Caribbean, the gentleman pirate himself 🏴☠️🎩
(I don’t know why the video shows up here so darn bright)
🍊 Orange flavored, of course!
With all 100% edible sugar decorations.
Because someone has to strike a pose and bear the weight of well-tailored clothes (and that is why the Lord created Stede Bonnet).
STEDE’S OUTFITS
⤷ requested by anon
David Jenkins: I have a really good memory… it was the last shot of the series and we were shooting it outside and we had to run to get it, and Rhys is in the shot and it felt like there were just like three of us down at the beach. We all had to run down [to get it] and it’s like sunset, and it felt like we were making a student film.
Taika Waititi: Yeah, you were like directing it and I was helping Rhys get in the [boat].
David Jenkins: That was magic. (x)
Stede’s cabin on the Revenge. Because of reasons, I needed this. Hand-sketched edition with approximate colour coding.
Only things not coded:
- 1 fireplace in the library
- 1 globe in the library
- 1 spittoon by the bed nook
- 1 trunk under the table in the top left
- 1 chair in the bathroom
- miscellaneous ephemera like busts and statues and things
Personally, I am smitten on how wiggly the library is.




