if we’re talking space holidays I really think that deep space nine should celebrate mardi gras. They can have a little parade on the promenade, Sisko hosts a party for the senior staff with a seafood boil and homemade king-cake (Bashir chokes on the baby). One of the replicators probably breaks and wont stop shooting beads everywhere, everyone takes turns blasting brassy party music from their cultures, both the success and the hangovers are resounding, and Odo is in hell
some of the most beautiful women i’ve ever seen in my life are aliens on deep space 9 and i have no idea what to do with that information
Trekposting. Trekdumping. Whatever you wanna call it. You prob saw these on Twitter or something
Deep Space 9 + Onion Headlines, Part Thirty-Six
(Part One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten, Eleven, Twelve, Thirteen, Fourteen, Fifteen, Sixteen, Seventeen, Eighteen, Nineteen, Twenty, Twenty-One, Twenty-Two, Twenty-Three, Twenty-Four, Twenty-Five, Twenty-Six, Twenty-Seven, Twenty-Eight, Twenty-Nine, Thirty, Thirty-One, Thirty-Two, Thirty-Three, Thirty-Four, Thirty-Five)
An example DS9 plot i made earlier today that I would like as a real episode:
A plot: The pope accidentally threatened to start a galactic war and the only hope of stoping it is the tailor who definitely didnt used to be a secret agent. It’s up to a surgeon and a lay Catholic ex-terrorist to convince him and the pope to work together.
B plot: The captain’s teenage son and his best friend are trying to buy their graphic novel collection back from the bartender by doing odd jobs for him. Unfortunately the microwave gained sentience
Deep Space 9 + Onion Headlines, Part Thirty-One
(Part One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten, Eleven, Twelve, Thirteen, Fourteen, Fifteen, Sixteen, Seventeen, Eighteen, Nineteen, Twenty, Twenty-One, Twenty-Two, Twenty-Three, Twenty-Four, Twenty-Five, Twenty-Six, Twenty-Seven, Twenty-Eight, Twenty-Nine, Thirty)
[Julian voice]: GARAK
[Odo voice]:QUARK!
[Rom voice] MOOGIEEEEEE!
[Worf voice] CAPTAIN BODAY?!
[Jadzia voice] BENJAMIN
[Kira voice] DUKAT
[Sisko voice] DOCTOR BASHIR
[Garak voice] DOCTOR
[Miles voice] Julian!
Anyway who has theories on what the Vorta and the Jem'Hadar looked like before the Founders fucked with them?





