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wizardpotions:

definitelynotlazav:

protectcosette:

doubleca5t:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

An actual World Heritage Post

how does this post not have a million notes but anyone online can quote it

one week until ten years of Spiders Georg

10 years of spiders georg

ellielol:

SPIDERS GEORG WRAPPED

You ate 36,520,000 Spiders!

Wow! You skewed 8 Billion People’s data! That’s in the top 0.0001% of all spider eaters!

Vibes are unique, just like you! Your Spiders Vibe is: Sleeping in a Cave.

hylianengineer:

sarnakhwritesthings:

hylianengineer:

It just hit me that I have no idea how other people are pronouncing “spiders georg” and I am almost certainly doing it wrong. “Gay-org.” How do y'all pronounce it?

that’s how i pronounce it. Mainly because I assume that’s how it’s pronounced via Sound of Music’s pronunciation of Georg von Trapp

Thank you Sarnakh this is very reassuring