Icon from a picrew by grgikau. Call me Tir or Julian. 37. He/They. Queer. Twitter: @tirlaeyn. ao3: tirlaeyn. 18+ Only. Star Trek. Sandman. IwtV. OMFD. Definitionless in this Strict Atmosphere.
This clickbait is literally SO funny because while I get they wanted it to look intimidating, that’s a fucking ringneck snake.
I guess it looks kind of scary if you dont know what it is. But the ringneck snake (called “southern ringneck” in Florida, where I live) is probably one of the most non-lethal and completely harmless snakes ever. They’re not venomous, are nocturnal, and also….
ONLY GROW TO BE THIS FUCKING BIG. They’re super tiny!!!! Adorable little things!!! They’re just babies. And I love them with my whole heart.
How can you look at this thing, full grown and harmless, and be like “that thing is gonna kill me”? U can’t. Is babie.
