You know how you’ll have one of those cursed thoughts that whenever it pops up, you’re like “NO” and push it down, but it keeps coming back??

Anyway did they do surgery to give Dukat a Bajoran dick or did Winn just accept his Cardassian genitalia as how that works?

gul-dukat-announcements:

ATteNtIOn BajOrAn wOrKErS. Meet my new pet, Gul DuCat! I named her after me! :3 Hi little kitty come give daddy a kiss- ouch! Oh haha you’re kinda bitey. OW. hey don’t be mean-OW OWW AHAHAHSGSHGSAAAAAAH AAAH no no NO NOT THE EYES ARRRRGGGGG AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

omgbardplease:

the difference between garak and dukat is garak is friend shaped thats how you can visually tell them apart

deepspaceclawstation:

memories:

You ever just… yell about #dukat??

Kiracore

gul-dukat-announcements:

ATteNtIOn BajOrAn wOrKErS. That BITCH garak just unveiled a massive tapestry he embroidered depicting me slipping on a banana peel and falling over into a toilet, right in the middle of the promenade! Odo won’t even arrest him because he’s “just a simple tailor” >:(

unicorn-and-bluebells:

centauri-works-blog:

cardassianassassin:

Reblog if you agree.

* Hits Reblog button harder than Dukat hit on Kira *

YES

I hate Dukat but I gotta add him here bc shit that’s a look

:

Dukat, Damar and Weyoun lead the assault against Deep Space 9.

ds9shameblog:

ds9shameblog:

every once in a while i remember that dukat’s beta canon (?????? possibly????) first name is “skrain” and like. 

it fits but what the fuck

“skrain” is like. the name of the dude who somehow manages to get kicked out of a shitty hair metal band for being too gross