Icon by @ThatSpookyAgent. Call me Tir or Julian. 37. He/They. Queer. Twitter: @tirlaeyn. ao3: tirlaeyn. 18+ Only. Star Trek. The X-Files. Sandman. IwtV. OMFD. Definitionless in this Strict Atmosphere.
“I could fix him” well I could turn him into a flea, a harmless little flea, and then I’ll put that flea in a box and then I’ll put that box inside of another box and I’ll mail that box to myself and when it arrives AHAHAHA I’ll smash it with a hammer!!!
One of my favourite Garak moments, actually I love this entire episode its hilarious.
Garak: OH MY GOD, DUKAT, SHE’S NEVER GOING TO FUCK YOU
Their faces in this exchange are such a journey lmfao
Dukat: I set up this program and I assure you major, I will find a way to defeat it. There’s no dilemma that cannot be solved by a disciplined cardassian mind.
Garak: it’s not going to work, you know?
Dukat: what are you babbling on about now?
Garak: I’m talking about Major Kira!
Kira: what about her?
Garak: she’s much too busy trying to save the station to be impressed with your incessant posturing.
Dukat: Garak!
Garak: and even if she weren’t, she has much better taste than to be attracted to you! You, a married man.
You know how you’ll have one of those cursed thoughts that whenever it pops up, you’re like “NO” and push it down, but it keeps coming back??
Anyway did they do surgery to give Dukat a Bajoran dick or did Winn just accept his Cardassian genitalia as how that works?
Like, I am all about Cardassians having reptile-like genitalia. But then I always come back to this. It’s like the one weird sticking point on the whole thing?? Also the thought that they would have had to alter all the skin on his whole body??? I know they have dermal regens and whatnot but still how does this not take months or years to heal?? That makes no sense.
I mean, Kira in ‘Second Skin’ also, altho I like to think they didn’t have to alter her whole body, bc she wasn’t going to be fucking anyone. Idk it’s very creepy when I think about it too much. THIS is body horror
