feralcatman:

feralcatman:

a dilf is not a dilf if he’s shitty to his children

[id: a reply  from jesterjamz that reads: if they’re shitty to their kids then they’re a dilk (dad i’d like to kill) /end id]

meowtalhead:

Garak is a lizard as seen through the eyes of somebody who owns geckos and bearded dragons, Dukat is a lizard as seen through the eyes of a middle aged suburban catholic school mom who thinks animals besides dogs are “dirty” and “creepy crawlies.” Like, Garak is being lovingly offered crickets under his heat lamp meanwhile dukat is a feral iguana biting all the guests at somebody’s 4th of July barbecue in Florida

dykenoi:

dykenoi:

star trek ds9 fucks just for episodes where i get to see gul dukat and garak go at it like fuckin midwestern moms

this man just got owned by his least favorite fruit and it’s my favorite part of the day

gayspock:

that rock said “this is for bajor” and stuck a spike in his gnarly lizard ass. based.

pissyeti:

Gul Dukat my despised

(Draw Cardassians more reptilian please I need it)

inkblotdemon:

I decided it was time for a sequel to this post since y’all had a lot of suggestions for insane nonsense I’d forgotten in the tags, here you go

- buy a sexy dress for Major Kira in the hopes that she’ll sleep with him, give the dress to his daughter when he gets rejected

- bang a married woman in his cult

- try to pass the resulting child off as divine intervention

- try to murder the woman when people aren’t totally on board with it

- cold-bloodedly murder a certain yOUNG LADY WHO HAD HER WHOLE LIFE AHEA- ok, breathe, calm down

- go on a relaxed chill camping trip with Sisko for quality bonding time

- spend the entire trip begging Sisko to praise him/be his friend

- go on a relaxed chill camping trip with Major Kira for quality bonding time

- get a nine-inch splinter stuck in his ass on said camping trip

- jiggle his ass front of Major Kira while he begs her to yank the splinter out

- moan in relief as he runs a dermal regenerator over his ass 

- seriously, you guys, I don’t think we’ve talked about that scene enough

anyways,

inkblotdemon:

- call Kira up in the middle of the night to tell her he banged her mom 

- start an abstinence cult

- turn the abstinence cult into a suicide cult when it wasn’t working out

- get possessed by evil ghosts on purpose

- start having hallucinations of people he knows telling him to kill, kill, kill

- get plastic surgery to bang the pope

- go blind reading a book too hard

- get thrown out of his girlfriend’s house for going blind

- get resurrected by evil ghosts who reverse his plastic surgery and give him red eyes and telekinetic powers

- set his girlfriend on fire