hatingongodot:

hatingongodot:

Years on the internet and somehow i still click on comments sections with the insanely optimistic idea that I’ll learn something new instead of being subjected to the dumbest motherfuckers online typing like their sole purpose in life is to make me want to end mine

“Wow, what an interesting post! I want to see what sort of fascinating discourse is being generated by the idea posited by the original poster” <- Me, operating under levels of delusion yet unexplained by modern science

redheddebeauty:

badjokesbyjeff:

When I was young, I was poor.

After many years of hard work, I am no longer young.

Capitalism

secondbeatsongs:

y'know, sometimes I think it’d be nice to just be a person and not a political position or a moral stance

theshadowrealmitself:

Alien: Are you sure you have no qualms about the differences in our physiology?

Human: It’s fine, I’m a bit of a monster fucker anyways!

Alien: I believe “fucker” is the word you told me means one who copulates, but…what’s a “monster”?

Human:

Alien: What Is A Monster, Beloved

Human: *sweats nervously*

littlegayassbitch:

I had a thought, y'know when you meet someone and you tell them your name and they immediately have to find a way to relate your name to a personal experience?

when you introduce yourself, most often the person hears your name and says:

Oh! I have a friend named (name)

Oh, damn, you have the same name as my dog!

We have the same name!

Like the video game character?

That sounds familiar, do I know you?

Can I call you -nickname- for short?

Nice to meet you, I’m (name)

Other (tell me in the tags or smth ig)

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weirdgirlwambsgans:

weirdgirlwambsgans:

do you guys think it’s possible for a fungus and an algae to on purposed kiss

maybe they will take a lichen to each other

animentality: