Doctor Who Meme ✖ [1/9] Scenes Sonnet 18
I love the look on Martha’s face.
Because I bet she read that Sonnet when she was in school.
And the realization that that fucking sonnet is going to be about HER RADIANT BLACK BEAUTY!!!
Martha Fucking Jones gets POETRY written for her that lasts through the ages.
YAAASSSS
The Doctor’s faces are killing me!
I actually find this really great because NOBODY KNOWS who “the dark lady” is. There are various sonnets composed for/about her, but nobody knows her identity.
We do.
Martha stole Shakespeare’s heart
- Ghost: Pity me not, but lend thy serious hearing
- To what I shall unfold.
- Hamlet: Speak; I am bound to hear.
- Ghost: Hi, bound to hear, I'm dad
Shakespeare Tragedies Renamed for the Modern tumblr Teen
Titus Andronicus: “Well That Escalated Quickly”Romeo and Juliet: “Shut Up, You’re Like 12”Julius Caesar: “I Came Out Here to Run the Roman Empire and I Am Honestly Feeling So Attacked Right Now”Hamlet: “[AGGRESSIVELY PRETENDS TO GO INSANE AND IN THE PROCESS GOES ACTUALLY INSANE MAYBE]”Othello: “Othello: Is my wife cheating on me?? Iago: Bitch, she might be.”King Lear: “Shows Up To Realization of Commonality with Humanity and Renouncement of Titles as Identity-Definers 15 Years Late With Starbucks”Macbeth: “Did It For the Vine”Antony and Cleopatra: “Much Rome. Very Egypt. Such Different. Wow.”Okay, this is actually funny, excuse me while I roll around shrieking. (And also, attention luninosity)
It is finally properly hot here. I hate it.
Doctor Who Meme ✖ [1/9] Scenes
Sonnet 18
I love the look on Martha’s face.
Because I bet she read that Sonnet when she was in school.
And the realization that that fucking sonnet is going to be about HER RADIANT BLACK BEAUTY!!!
Martha Fucking Jones gets POETRY written for her that lasts through the ages.
YAAASSSS
The Doctor’s faces are killing me!
I actually find this really great because NOBODY KNOWS who “the dark lady” is. There are various sonnets composed for/about her, but nobody knows her identity.
We do.
I wonder if Martha ever reads that particular sonnet or hears someone reading it in a movie or on telly and just kind of smirks to herself because she knows it was written about her
i bet she feels really proud for stealing shakespeare’s heart
Would you kill him in his bed?
Thrust a dagger through his head?
I would not, could not, kill the King.
I could not do that evil thing.
I would not wed this girl, you see.
Now get her to a nunnery.~ Green Eggs and Hamlet
