Ziyal was such a potentially interesting character and they squandered her at every turn and I am still mad about it
Like, all you can come up with for her is “beard for a man who is at least 3 times her age then fridge her for the sake of her asshole dad”? Disgraceful. Jail.
The utter irony of Maddoc refusing to set Calliope free because he needed her for ideas when, like, what do you want to bet that if he had walked her out of the old man’s house and set her free on the spot, she would have immediately blessed him with enough ideas to see his whole career through with excess to spare… like. Dude. Seriously. You just had to refrain from being a literal piece of shit.
Also! Anyone who claims to be a writer should be acquainted with stories of trapping strange entities and how they usually end in shit for who does the trapping. Like. Even if you couldn’t bring yourself to be a decent person, you could’ve thought about it for literally more than five seconds and realized what a massive mistake you were doing lol.
DON’T PUT LAUNDRY PODS ON YOU MOUTH!
DON’T FUCKING DO IT!
the thing that bothers me about the McDonald’s sauce business, as someone who’s worked fast food before, is that corporate completely shat the bed and put the health and safety of their minimum wage workers on the line for the sake of some publicity for their company that is already a household name
let’s be real here, while the behavior of the fans of Rick and Morty is disgusting, the idea that these restaurant chains knew that the supply wouldn’t meet the demand that over a year of hype had caused and then made their employees, who typically aren’t making enough to live day to day, deal with it, without telling anyone, “hey, there’s only about twenty promotional sauces here, you’re going to deal with having to turn a lot of people away”
that wasn’t the advertising campaign, that wasn’t “hey we’re only going to have a very, very, very small limited amount of sauce available,” it wasn’t “hey, you have a chance of winning this sauce by purchasing our product and we’ll fucking mail it to you or something,” it was “hey, fuck it, we’ll make them give it away to about twenty people and then deal with thousands more”
how is that a good business practice? how is that nothing but cruel for your employees? how is that good pr, even?
where’s the justification for this
Futhermore: “tumblr” as you experience it is defined entirely by whom you’re following. If you think tumblr doesn’t focus enough on recovery or female artists or Jason Momoa, follow some recovery/female artists/Jason Momoa blogs, and tumblr will change.
THIS. People are always going on about “tumblr is so toxic” like there’s a singular tumblr experience and we’re all helpless to escape it. UNFOLLOW PEOPLE. If someone’s putting bullshit on your dash, just unfollow them. Follow new people. It really is that simple. Tumblr is what you make it.
Please remember you can hate Kylo Ren all you want, but please don’t hate Adam Driver for the character he plays, and especially don’t make fun of his looks. The man literally said he doesn’t have social media because people are so cruel to him about his looks.
also please don’t joke about the flooding in Texas. i dont want to be a party pooper but many people close to me are badly affected by this and a lot of poor people and especially Black people and immigrants are suffering and have nowhere to go. and no “haha conservatives getting what’s coming to them” shit either. Thank you.
Pineapple on pizza makes sense if you think about how the sweetness of the pineapple counters the saltiness of the cheese, meats and sauce but you flat lined taste bud having hoes wouldn’t understand that.
great time to pour salt on my fucking ice cream for dessert
you never had salted caramel ice cream?
Long distance relationships wouldnt have to exist if scientist would stop bullshitin and focus on how to make teleportation a thing




