the sandman + text posts
“tell me lucifer morningstar. what power would hell have if those imprisoned were not able to dream of heaven?”
oh he put his entire morphussy into this
You covered your tracks remarkably well. Well, that’s high praise coming from you.
The Sandman | hell aesthetics
saw first 7 episodes of sandman today. this is my takeaway so far.
The Sandman is being review bombed on rotten tomatoes by you guessed it, racists, transphobes and homophobes and of course nobody is doing anything to moderate it
You can tell they’ve never read the comics and know nothing about them by the way they keep crying forced diversity and too many gays
If people who have actually seen it want to review it at IMDB and Rotten Tomatoes and Google, I’d be dead grateful.
- Do you know who I am?
- Not entirely, but I… I don’t even know who I am anymore.
#are u fuckin serious rn
The Sandman | S01E01: Sleep of the Just
sandman dropped at the exact right time for tumblr, since we’ve largely moved past having sexymen and are now exclusively into affectionately roasting men who are Pathetic™ which is exactly the treatment dream deserves
I mean look at this scrunkly motherfucker. he spent a hundred years sulking in a christmas ornament. he pisses everyone off everywhere he goes. he once sprinted out of a bar because his actual bestie suggested they might be friends. he’s so fucking rude <3 I want to crumple him up like a piece of scrap paper and do trick shots with him into my wastepaper bin
Glad to report they did our sulky boi justice 🖤









