very fucking punny you shits
teeth
with all the actual humour, tumblr still finds “teeth” the funniest thing.
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So punny.
My favorite thing about Sweeney Todd is that they come up with their evil plan and then just make puns about it for 10 minutes and that’s the act one finale
What’s the definition of a will?
Come on guys it’s a dead giveaway
I love puns.
For a second I thought the pun was Lincoin.
The girl who lives above me plays oboe and is playing the same piece I am for juries (except you know, for like oboe not trumpet)
So I picked up my trumpet and we’re playing a duet now.
I’m annoying my neighbors on several different levels
DIFFERENT LEVELS
this is not deserving a 1100 notes you stop this now tumblr
this is beautiful
a motorcycle gang made up of ancient bisexual norse monarchs: the bikings
I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS POST IS 4 PUNS IN ONE OH MY GODDDDD
Can we start calling text posts ‘tumblwords’?
i guess you could call this
a moist owlet
FUCK