Spring is just around the corner. (photo via chiefaleef)
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You’d think that taking the shell off a snail would make it faster but it actually makes them sluggish
this is some horror movie shit
#Jesus is a reverse-Dracula #vis a vis appearing in photos
Examining the other evidence, we find:
- Feeds other people his own blood
- An affinity for crucifixes
- Not only able to cross water but can also walk on it
Shows up uninvited in people’s houses
Can’t turn into a batI mean Jesus didn’t really have an affinity for crosses, like correct me if I’m wrong but his main experience with a cross was rather unpleasant
Idk I think he kinda nailed it
If “womb” is pronounced “woom” and “tomb” is pronounced “toom”, shouldn’t “bomb” be pronounced “boom”?
is
is that a pun
so i was talking to my dad about guardians of the galaxy and when i mentioned chris pratt my dad sighs and says “I dont know how parents could be mean enough to name their child after a fried rodent” and i sat there looking really confused and he just whispered “crisp rat.”
and now i will never hear anything else
A hydra is a snake right? So basically Nick fury is trying to get hydra off the helicarrier right? Does that mean he’s trying to get those motherfucking snakes off his motherfucking plane?
#I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE #THAT IT HAS BEEN NEARLY TWO MONTHS #AND THIS IS THE FIRST FUCKING TIME I’VE SEEN ANYONE MAKE THIS JOKE #FOR THE LOVE OF GOD #I CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S BEEN TWO MONTHS AND *I* DIDN’T MAKE THIS JOKE #I’M DISAPPOINTED IN ALL OF US #cap 2 (x)
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