thebelovedlion:

memorycycle:

danwithouttheplan:

memorycycle:

thebelovedlion:

thebelovedlion:

thebelovedlion:

thebelovedlion:

thebelovedlion:

memorycycle:

rocks have been around for billions of years and its like some of yall dont even respect them

i mean i think rocks are pretty okay

y you could even say

sppnrrghk

you could even say

you could even say thjsbfjsinsmjsakdg

guys lets play best friends my horse

woag a rock

this rock has been around for hundreds of millions of years probably. i think we should start respecting it right now

YOU COULD SAY THAT THEY ROCK LMAO

mokeymokey:

You can’t cut soft cheese in thin slices or wedges because it just gets squished, but you can with hard cheese, cause the protein holds it together. Casein point:

What do you call a mystery flavor ice pop?

a perhapsicle

asmeesh:

Lycan subscribe.

copperbadge:

geekerypeekery:

cbc-bb:

would it krill you to have a little shrimpathy?

Sorry, my default is crabby. Anything else and I flounder.

I hate for you to sash-see-me like that though. 

zajin:

elijahelegia:

only the true king could remove the sword from the stone…. no one else could…… they didn’t have…. arthurization

fuck-rand:

thatoneshadyshop:

One can’t decide whether to join the Bard’s College or the Thieves Guild.

One will just have to weigh the prose and the cons.

*loads crossbow*