ltkatiejensen:

rockyreillyroadarchive-deactiva:

Send me any ship, and I mean ANY ship, and I’ll tell you if its an OTP, BROTP, or NOTP!

ssoulpunks:

so how much u wanna bet the russo bros are gonna erase the entire bruce/nat subplot with one well-timed throwaway line

• 5 favorite characters:
• 3 OTPs:
• Funniest character:
• Prettiest character:
• Most badass character:
• Character I’d like as my BFF:
• Character that’s ruined my life:

You fuckers have fifteen minutes to score and not let the Sabres even close to the net, and you better fucking do it.

needstosortoutpriorities:

tygermama:

bead-bead:

determamfidd:

airyairyquitecontrary:

vrabia:

stuckinabucket:

I don’t think you guys understand how much I love Rule-63ed Gandalf.  I mean, I seriously cannot remember the last time I found a fantasy novel with a crone who was clever and kind of mean and dragged people along on adventures they didn’t really want to have and stomped around smoking a pipe and then would turn around and be all like “We’re totally boned here, guys, imma set some shit on fire and see if that helps.”

Like, usually you get young, pretty witches who may or may not be super clever, or you get old crone witches who are definitely super clever, but the big thing is that they’re clever.  They’re in a tight spot?  They clever their way out.  Huge problem?  Let’s be clever at it until it’s solved.  Like, I cannot fucking remember the last time a big-ass lady-sorcerer’s great idea was “We’re gonna hang out around this bend and then stab the everloving shit out of them when they come around the corner.”

And it’s great, because seriously? If you’re a super-clever, super-old, super-powerful witch, and your clever plan gets all fucked up because whatever, it seems like a pretty normal, clever thing to have at least like the option of stabbing a motherfucker to achieve your goals.  You know, “Welp, I tried to get us through here without doing this, but that didn’t work, so swords out everybody.  We’re gonna have to hand-murder some goblins.  Everybody who hasn’t done this before: pointy end goes into the other guy, and don’t aim for the sternum.  It’s thick and hard to get through and meanwhile they’re going to be trying to bite you.”

Good morning, the character you want exists and is named Esme Weatherwax

# man she and gandalf would get along like a house on fire   # also i would pay solid cash to see thorin try to pull his dramatic numbers on *her*

With a side of Nanny Ogg. You’ve got to have Nanny along for the pipe smoking and the advice about how to stab people.

“They say the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, which just goes to show they’re as confused about anatomy as they gen’rally are about everything else, unless they’re talking about instructions on how to stab him, in which case a better way is up and under the ribcage.” - Nanny Ogg’s Cookbook.

I have a feeling Gandalf would actually get along better with Nanny Ogg. He and Granny would eye each other like cats that unexpectedly have to share a yard. Two magical practitioners that powerful and ornery could not be comfortable and matey in one another’s presence, whereas Nanny Ogg could be comfortable and matey in deep space or the nethermost circle of the Pit.

‘Oh, come on, Esme, he’s not bad for a wizard. Tells a good story and shares his baccy.’

'Well, his dress and hat ain’t all stars and jommetry, I’ll give him that, but what’s he up to? He’s up to something, mark my words!’

And then he mentions being friendly with elves, and the shit really hits the windmill.

I need this. I need it NOW.

this keeps getting better

“Cats that unexpectedly have to share a yard” is the perfect description for this crossover, which, incidentally, is a thing I need RIGHT NOW.

hyfr-hawkeye:

Remus Lupin and Bruce Banner

_{The first character I first fell in love with
The character I never expected to love as much as I do now
The character everyone else loves that I don’t
The character I love that everyone else hates
The character I used to love but don’t any longer
The character I would totally smooch
The character I’d want to be like
The character I’d slap
A pairing that I love
A pairing that I despise}

no9jazzst:

teamrocketing:

Y’know when people use the Tolkien quote “Not all those who wander are lost” as inspirational.. It’s just.. That line was referring to Sauron’s evil servants being around in Middle Earth.. Not about your boho journey to South Cali in a rented minivan..

I mean, if you ignore the entire rest of the poem I guess it could reference them, but it’s in a poem including the lines “renewed shall be blade that was broken / the crownless again shall be king.” It’s about Aragorn.