littleghostpug:

i can’t believe i’m saying this but like 

• don’t hit on people who are working especially people in minimum wage customer service jobs
• i don’t care who you are or what you think you’re accomplishing i don’t care if you think you’re brightening someone’s day or whatever
• we are literally obligated to be friendly and chill about even the most aggressive bullshit behavior so we are literally not allowed to say fuck off you are making me scared and uncomfortable
• don’t fucking hit on people while they’re working
• do
• not

Do not go in and ask, “Hey when do you get off work?” That is the creepiest thing ever.

Do not learn someone’s name and then call or go in all the time to ask if the person is there or what their schedule is.

obsessiforge:

nanenna:

madokasmagical:

Okay but consider this: mermaids in space

Space mermaids? As in: alien mermaids that live in the vacuum of space and swim between the stars? A setting that uses the analogy of deep space as the open ocean but keeps all the sea monsters? DO WANT!!

Luring astronauts into black holes with a song that carries across the void where no one can hear you scream