constellaj:

you see perry the platypus when I pull this lever it will scan the brains of everyone in the tristate area and automatically give free HRT to every trans person, driving local gender affirming centers out of business, and then I can buy all their medical equipment at a severely discounted price and dismantle it for aa batteries. my wii remotes are dead

coffeedrunk:

kurara-black-blog:

bellflower-islandsparkle:

autistic–cryptid:

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platypus

An ordinary platypus?

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pErRy tHe pLaTyPuS?!

taodefensesquad:

citizen-zero:

this newest update proves to me that the relationship between Tumblr staff and the xKit Guy is exactly the same as the relationship between Doctor Doofenshmirtz and Perry the Platypus

Ah, xkit guy, it seems you have found my newest diabolical invention. The buTTON SWITCH-INATOR