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davidmann95:

yes-i-know-how-to-spell-soop:

worsethanmanyfairies:

bear-disguised-as-a-human:

sing-softly:

jaubaius:

Penguins getting weighed.

THE LITTLE HOPS

Caretaker: God booooy! :)

Penguin: M̶̡̬̖͔̖͋̆o̶̫̝̩̖̟̰͚̞͋t̸̨̯̘͖̎͆͊͊̈́̽̐ͅͅh̷͚͂͠ẻ̷͇̝̳̄̐́̐̍̍̀͝r̶̢̻͔̦̹͎͖͈̀͜ ̸̻̳̦̩͎̉͂ͅg̸̛̗͓͖̠͇̩ǐ̶̧͈̣̇́̈̀̑̉̆͘v̸̢̛͍̻̜̭̇͊̌̐̏̅̂ͅe̵͙͐̕ ̸̳̭͓̱̍m̶͉͚͍̺̳̊͐̾̂̚ę̶̢̠̲̫͇̠̮̙̅̐͝ͅ ̵̲̙͚͐̒̚ͅt̵̜̣̙̜͍̀̓̿͆̈́͂̅̀͝ĥ̷̢̖̞̼̝̞͍̠̐̈́̒̊́e̸̥͒ ̶͓͓̂̎̀̑́t̵̛̯͓͚̜̪̩̺͖́̄͐̋́r̶̢̹̞͔̲̘̭̠̖̉̄͋̓͌͘͝ȩ̸̨̼̺̻̭͚̾̉͐̂̄͆̇a̵̭̼͙̼̜̋͝t̴͔̱̯̥̙͇̬̮̓͘ͅs̸̮̖̟̝͔͇̣͑̈́̃

#tiny dinosaurs

i didn’t know the transcript would be that accurate-

And suddenly I understand how someone could encounter one of those things and think “intimidating enough for Batman to fight

goblinbutch:

so uhh hate to be the one to break this to the world but the stereotypical penguin (like the ones from madagascar)

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partially white face and belly, otherwise entirely black and no other notable markings………dont exist

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like ive thought about this for A Long Time. if you want accurate penguin movies watch happy feet or surfs up instead

ayoaprell:

mvnyrx:

chimeracorp:

ofgeography:

starshipspirk:

becausebirds:

Penguins: clumsy but adorable.

i never wanted this to end

oh my god those are ROCKS the penguins are falling on ROCKS are you OKAY PENGUINS do you need WINGPADS OR SOME OTHER KIND OF SHOCK ABSORBING PROTECTIVE BODY GEAR

Fun fact, due to their flightlessness, penguins have actually extremely sturdy bones for birds. That plus their natural blubbery body makes them their own shock absorbers

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All my life, I never knew I was a penguin