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mamaspark:

We hung out at Longfeather Lane yesterday. Hubby helped build the new quail pen while I hung out with the birds.

First up is the gorgeous Stan Lee!

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Next up is the extremely handsome Poppa P aka Indie.

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Purples are so beautiful. His colors are stunning IRL.

A few of the brooding girls too

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I hung out most of the time with Jocelyn but forgot to take pics of her. She is a very old turkey. We are friends. She knows my voice as I usually feed her dandelions which she loves. I only found one today for her but I fed her some other treats.

Thanks for having us @kedreeva !

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Congratulations to Wendy for passing her intake exam (mycoplasma test pending) and being the first of my birds to ever bite the vet for daring to touch her. This child is full on ready to hold her own in a fight. Upon arrival home, she got her last parasite med, and a pretty aqua bracelet to declare her a bird from Longfeather Lane.

I don’t remember if I introduced her last week, but Wendy came to me the same way as Tootles did: randomly by gift of the universe, after I said I wished Tootles had been a hen. I then received a phone call requesting my services to capture a peahen that was trespassing in someone’s yard that didn’t want her there.

I trucked out with my neighbors in case we needed extra hands but actually I just ended up looking super cool because we walked out to where Wendy was and I explained what I was going to do like some kind of professional peafowl catcher, like this happens all the time, and then I immediately caught her within 2 minutes of seeing her. Incredibly lucky first grab. Like it looked so professional they asked what they owed for removal. Ma'am this is a $200 bird, and you’re letting me take her for free.

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shoutout to those random peacocks you find in places that are probably unsuitable for a peacock to inhabit in the first place

what the fuck kinds of lives are you guys leading. i’ve never seen a peacock in my life. where are u guys finding them.

Random neighborhoods in Florida

a gas station in morocco

middle of a busy road in england

middle of the woods in a rural town in Mississippi 

Irish farms??

Roof of a house in a tiny English village

Screaming their heads off in abandoned fuel stations in the back-blocks of the Rangitikei

with a group of pheasants in the woods in maryland

Strutting outside the window of an elementary school library in Texas.

Walking down the street of a California suburb on a hot summer afternoon like he owns the place

At a golf club in Long Island

At a strawberry festival in SoCal

Outside a café in Ayia Napa

Walking thru my neighborhood in nebraska

watching over fish near a pond in switzerland

walking around the zoo parking lot

on a car roof pulled over on the interstate on the way to Myrtle Beach

Friend’s neighbor’s yard in suburban Maryland

Stealing the dog food off our back porch in rural Oregon.

There’s a big house on a major road across from a college in Salt Lake. They must own peacocks because I somewhat regularly see them on the sidewalk in front of that property.

A cattle farm in rural Australia. 

In a buddy’s back yard fighting with a neighborhood cat in Arizona in the middle of fucking summer.

Walking through Lisbon Castle like a tourist.

Chastising its cat friend while strolling along a reforestation trail in northern Ontario, Canada.

Pub garden in England 

At the Los Angeles Zoo. He doesn’t belong to the zoo, he just walks around displaying his plumage and posing for pictures. Occasionally chases small children with snacks.

chasing childhood me in Stanley Park in Vancouver. probably because I had snacks.

A hotel lobby in central Mongolia

The Glendale, Arizona library

Chasing dudes down a country highway in Northwest Washington.

At a campsite in South Carolina

Buddhist temple in West Virginia

My backyard in michigan

My cow field s i t t i n g on a back of one chilling, North Carolina

standing right in the middle of the sidewalk in san diego, like he was waiting for me

a viking village in western norway

Casually strolling through an open-air Celtic Festival just outside of Las Vegas.

They wander around inner city Cincinnati. They escape the zoo, and the keepers have to go with nets and grab them on occasion.

The zoo has officially stopped supporting the population because there are too DAMN MANY of them. They reduced the flock from 40 to 6 in 2008. I think they have more now. 

They just LEAVE. 

Roosting in our barn in Ohio. Roosting in our trees, roosting in our pool shed, just hanging out on our back porch. Look we just had peafoul everywhere for something like four years, and we’ve no idea why.

A breeding pair or two must’ve made it across the river from Cincinnati because I’ve seen a few wandering around northern Kentucky

Grass farm in Texas

suburban roof in small-town Saskatchewan

Southwestern college back in Chula Vista when I was attending an child development conference. Went outside for some fresh air and there was a couple peacocks chilling in the middle of the quad at 6pm. Guess they had a conference too. 🤷🏾‍♂️

cow farm in rural southwest virginia. it’s a convenient street to cut through, but they used to charge at cars that went through too slowly so you kinda had to watch yourself–it was a delicate balance between being wary of not wanting to accidentally hit them as you went over a blind hill, and not wanting to be going slow enough to suddenly attract them to risk that happening anyway.

Gibsonton, Florida. aka Gibtown. aka the place where circus performers have, traditionally, lived when not touring.

(they seemed to belong to this REALLY LARGE FANCY HOUSE that was settled between two trailer parks)

Also the phoenix zoo.

Scratching the shit out of a parked maserati outside of the only coffee shop around with a spot to tie a horse up in my home town in a rural-styled former island off the side of Los Angeles.

Some suburb in Seattle.

Bumming treats off of dignitaries at the UN.

The botanical garden adjacent to the UN.

in a tiny, tiny, tiny town outside of Del Rio Texas, screaming their heads off from the top of my parents’ roof at 5am on any given day

and they do not sound as pretty as they look

Neighborhood in Surrey, BC. Pecking at cars and shitting on everything.

At a Girl Scout camp in GA. Waking us up at the crack of dawn with it’s death-bird screeching.

Middle of the woods in Central Florida. There were some wild boar nearby, I thought it was one of them and I stopped the car so that I wouldn’t accidentally hit one, but out strutted a peacock instead!

University cafeteria 2,150 m above sea level.

Cornfield in Indiana

Windsor castle in England

Atlanta Zoo Parking Lot

Industrial/commercially zoned area of San Diego walking down the sidewalk next to a busy construction site.

waltzing down random residential streets in the middle of pittsburgh, acting like they own the damn place

screaming in an old industrial neighborhood in Warsaw, Poland

Squabbling with a flock of turkeys on my front lawn last month.

Hanging out on a tennis court in a little town in central Scotland.

A henhouse in a cotton field in a north Louisiana town with thirty-six inhabitants and two churches.

so there are lots of good pictures of baby peacocks practicing displaying

why-animals-do-the-thing:

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arachnomatic:

lookatthisbabybird:

(i found most of these on google image search but thought they were important to show the world)

this is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen.

I love it.

When they’re this age or a little older, they’ll display at anything roughly their size: chickens, cats, work boots…

OH! NO!

It somehow never occurred to me that this would be a thing
thank you for sharing this OP my life has been enriched

Oh my gosh. I knew that all babies practice adult behaviors, but I’d never thought about baby peacocks practicing this behavior. I’m dead of cute. 

so there are lots of good pictures of baby peacocks practicing displaying

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arachnomatic:

lookatthisbabybird:

(i found most of these on google image search but thought they were important to show the world)

this is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen.

I love it.

When they’re this age or a little older, they’ll display at anything roughly their size: chickens, cats, work boots…

OH! NO!

It somehow never occurred to me that this would be a thing
thank you for sharing this OP my life has been enriched

@elodieunderglass
important babby birds! Baby peacocks!

ALERT ALERT

@violet-rose-blake

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shoutout to those random peacocks you find in places that are probably unsuitable for a peacock to inhabit in the first place

what the fuck kinds of lives are you guys leading. i’ve never seen a peacock in my life. where are u guys finding them.

Random neighborhoods in Florida

a gas station in morocco

middle of a busy road in england

middle of the woods in a rural town in Mississippi 

Irish farms??

Roof of a house in a tiny English village

Screaming their heads off in abandoned fuel stations in the back-blocks of the Rangitikei

with a group of pheasants in the woods in maryland

Strutting outside the window of an elementary school library in Texas.

Walking down the street of a California suburb on a hot summer afternoon like he owns the place

At a golf club in Long Island

At a strawberry festival in SoCal

Outside a café in Ayia Napa

Walking thru my neighborhood in nebraska

watching over fish near a pond in switzerland

Roaming free in the New Orleans zoo. Not part of an exhibit or anything. Just strutting around being peacocks.

Roaming around the side of the road in the rural part of indio

Side of a quiet road on the Central Coast, NSW, Australia

Chasing random cabbies on the road in Singapore

Chilling by a pond in Pennsylvania

Chilling by your hot tub in Northern Illinois

Displaying for my car as I learn to drive on the dirt roads in pennsylvania.

Bossing around the goats in a petting zoo in Victoria, B.C., Canada.

Wherever the hell they feel like going on my step-gramma’s farm in northern Saskatchewan.

constantly crossing the road in front of my car near the Michigan-Indiana border

Wandering around the local zoo (in Michigan). No specific exhibit, they just wander around and all the workers are resigned to the situation.

Driving through Comstock, MI I saw a few hanging with some wild turkeys.

Can confirm. Random neighborhoods in Florida. Particularly a neighborhood area about 10 minutes from me. Peacocks and peahens everywhere. Not sure if the speed bumps in that neighborhood are not entirely for the local school.

My very dangerous neighborhood in Norfolk, VA had drive-bys and peacocks. Walking to K-Mart for groceries, say hullo to the birds.

several outside the cafeteria of a Texas private school

On the rooftops in my old hood in southwest Atlanta

On the railroad tracks near my grandma’s house in a small Ohio village.