Just had some very nice Democrat volunteers come to the door to talk about the candidates. I told them I would be, of course, voting blue all the way. Then they asked about donations and volunteering, and I felt bad saying no. I made up some shit about not having time and stuff, because I didn’t want to say ‘I’d love to help, but I’m poor. I have phone anxiety. And I can’t drive myself.“

But I’ll vote!