- Coworker: *picks up toy* Is this.. a motorcycle filled with candy? Weird.
- Me: I don't know, it's a pretty sweet ride.
- Coworker: Why am I even friends with you.
Icon by @ThatSpookyAgent. Call me Tir or Julian. 37. He/They. Queer. Twitter: @tirlaeyn. ao3: tirlaeyn. 18+ Only. Star Trek. The X-Files. Sandman. IwtV. OMFD. Definitionless in this Strict Atmosphere.