blasphemyisjustforyou:

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

My cat: *sits on my parcel scale*

My cat: *realises that she’s hungry, hops down off my desk, and goes to eat*

My cat: *finishes eating, hops back onto my desk, and once again sits on my parcel scale*

Me: Yes, thank you for that information.

@toomerrymaiden replied:

Yeah, but that’s just half a story!  How much?

She was exactly 7.5 grams heavier.

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