Icon from a picrew by grgikau. Call me Tir or Julian. 37. He/They. Queer. Twitter: @tirlaeyn. ao3: tirlaeyn. 18+ Only. Star Trek. Sandman. IwtV. OMFD. Definitionless in this Strict Atmosphere.
It would be a real shame if instead of being covered by paint, which can be removed, bronze statues of racists were to come into contact with saltwater or tomatoes and be destroyed by irreversible bronze disease.
on the note of garak being kind of stunted, one thing i feel like i'd like to see in fic is something where garak has never had sex before (possibly funny if julian has some sexy james bond fantasy of garak being a honeypot). i've seen virgin JULIAN stuff but i don't think ever virgin garak. what's that about
“Live Wire” (xorabbit) is about a Garak who’s never had sex without the wire. That I think is more than possible, but potentially quite likely? What a head trip.
Oh yes, @zaan-zaan and I did a whole series in which Garak is a virgin, Julian relieves him of his virginity, but (un?)fortunately the older a Cardassian is after they’ve had sex for the first time, the hornier they are forever after. It was zaan’s idea originally and it’s mostly crack fics about horny Garak and/or tired Julian, but the first two also focus on Garak’s first time.
xorabbit’s one will tear your heart out and is very good.
Also I would like to see that Julian James Bond fantasy of Garak being a honeypot but actually he’s just never got round to fucking anyone that anon mentioned. Someone write it?
