Petitions for onions to stop existing
But if there were no more onions, think of what we would be missing! Can you imagine? No more french onion soup. No more caramelized onions on your steaks and burgers. No more onion rings. No more fried onions on your green bean casserole. No more delightful crunch on sandwiches and tacos. We’d have to make do with lettuce for that crunch. Lettuce! And what about mirepoix and Lousiana’s trinity? What would we replace the onion with, hmm? You think about that. You think good and hard what life would be without onions. If you still want to sign this petition, well, I don’t know if we can be friends.