You have read over 25 books already this year

You own The Silmarillion by haven’t read it (yet)

You order your bookshelf alphabetically (by author)

You have read at least one book in a foreign language

You have a tattoo that is related to one of your favourite books

You own more than one physical copy of the same book

Your favourite author is Jonathan Lethem

You have a paid subscription to a literary magazine (i.e. The London Review of

Two or more of these apply to me

None of these apply to me