thegaymertrainer:

kaspbrakeddie:

I’m sure somebody has already drawn this but here’s a Threshold lizard baby if it had been raised by Benjamin Sisko

I am new to drawing please be nice to me and just ignore the post if you don’t like it thank you

nonasuch:

nonasuch:

azvolrien:

nonasuch:

good morning everyone! I have a new all-time favorite work of art, and it’s this early 19thc ivory netsuke in the shape of an INCREDIBLY fat bird

This must’ve been a popular design for netsuke, because there’s a very similar one on display in the National Museum of Scotland:

important update!!! the borb is part of a FLOCK

after venturing out to pinterest in search of their roundest birds, i present the following

AND it turns out they probably all have FEET

catasters:

webvein:

I can’t believe I never shared…. him.

The cricket salesman.

steelplatedhearts:

steelplatedhearts:

the hotel I’m staying in is having a chihuahua conference??? some lady told me there were over 300 chihuahuas in the building and if I wanted to, I could go watch the puppy competition in the morning. I’m in Heaven

this is the best day of my life

frostedpuffs:

This clickbait is literally SO funny because while I get they wanted it to look intimidating, that’s a fucking ringneck snake.

I guess it looks kind of scary if you dont know what it is. But the ringneck snake (called “southern ringneck” in Florida, where I live) is probably one of the most non-lethal and completely harmless snakes ever. They’re not venomous, are nocturnal, and also….

ONLY GROW TO BE THIS FUCKING BIG. They’re super tiny!!!! Adorable little things!!! They’re just babies. And I love them with my whole heart.

How can you look at this thing, full grown and harmless, and be like “that thing is gonna kill me”? U can’t. Is babie.

wumblr:

i’ve just found about synthetic quartz, which like, i knew it existed, but the way they make it is by holding a 50ft tower full of quartz slurry and corrosive chemicals at extremely high pressures and temperatures for like 5 months. and this produces a single, 50ft tall, quartz crystal. which they then… just… cut into slices?? this is, of course, in ideal circumstances, assuming the whole thing doesn’t explode which is the consumer safety board incident report i’m watching