jhenne-bean:

why did i have a customer that hole punched his credit card’s chip out, because “he didn’t want a chip”, and then didn’t understand why I couldn’t process his transaction

iheartvelma:

Ian McKellen as Salieri and Tim Curry as Mozart in the original 1980 Broadway production of Amadeus

starbashir:

take me out to the holosuite where everything is the same except its the ds9 crew vs the tng crew

it also works bc sisko’s revenge in this version would be over his wife bc of picard i guess

and the tng crew are all just as useless at baseball except for riker who’s the coach and almost loses his mind

nerdfighterwhatevernumbers:

still very badly want a christmas romcom where the real santa falls in love with a mall santa

hooved:

not reblogging the whole post because it’s long but just saw a post like “imagine hiring an assassin and they talk to you in a customer service voice” and that’s just garak

setphies:

garak is a crested gecko. he’s got that face they make that’s like:

am i biased bc i have a crested gecko and like garak? maybe. but i am right

scatha5:

Happy Halloween you wretched fucks