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hey remember when jane austen, a woman, referred to a character named richard as having “never done anything to entitle himself to more than the abbreviation of his name” in 1817. yeah me too.
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when-did-this-become-difficult:
At the Nuclear Summit
omg this is straight up fanfic material. Justin and Barack just look so ~cozy and Cameron is just sitting there like “i thought you were *my* bae” and it’s hilarious
Look at this Canadian seduction.
“cameron cut a lonely figure” HAHAHAHAHAHA it’s okay you’ll always have Stephen Harper you hack
Trudeau and Obama just gossiping in low voices and all Dave occasionally hears is the word “pig” and them breaking into giggles.
Trevor Noah has uncovered what may be the most disgusting example of Donald Trump’s sexism and objectification of women to date. His own infant daughter. Earlier in the clip, Noah explains how Trump is like a subway masturbator.
when u a puppy and wanna play with everything
that and you have the attention span of a fruit fly
jlm-15: Your dog sounds amazing, you need to tell us about that door licking story Dumb dogs are the best!
supergiraffes-archive-blog:
We trained the dog so that when he wants out, he goes to the front door and waits.
Somehow in his little golden retriever brain, he interpreted this to mean “go to the front door, and lick it.”
If he’s at the door, but isn’t licking it, he doesn’t need out, he’s just chilling.
So, this was our routine - when he wants out, he goes to the front door, and licks it. And then we moved house, and he got very, very confused.
He knew he had to go to the front door when he wants out, but this was a new house with obviously a door that was completely new to him.
Despite our condo having only one door that leads outside, and him going out this very same door literally at least five times a day, every day, for about a year…he still has no idea where the front door is in this house. Absolutely no idea at all.
Now whenever he needs out, he will go to any random door and start licking it. And I mean any door - the bathroom door, my bedroom door, my closet, the goddamn door of a kitchen cabinet, even.
I don’t know if he’s really smart or really dumb. Because clearly, he understands conceptually what a door is. I don’t know if he thinks my closet or the kitchen cabinets lead to outside, or if he’s just hoping to find doggy Narnia, or if he’s just hopelessly given up on ever being able to find the door by himself and is just doing the best he can, but every goddamn time he wants out, he’s right there licking the glass door to the shower or something.
He doesn’t alert us he needs out any other way. So if you haven’t seen him in a while, you have to search room by room until you find him with his tongue pressed up against the linen closet because he thinks outside might be that way.
He’s the biggest, dumbest dog I have ever met in my life and I could not love him any more. He’s perfect.
