I laughed for 10 minutes straight.
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my experience with pokemon go so far
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
Goodbye i told siri to remind me that a woman named debb is coming to drop off a camera tomorrow and this is what she thought i said
dashcon 2014 aesthetic
happy 2 year anniversary!
It’s America Eve and I haven’t even put my bald eagle on top of my freedom tree yet
Every America Eve, Uncle Sam visits all the patriotic boys and girls. But he doesn’t leave them anything because free handouts are for filthy commies.
I hate the term “women of color”
Since fucking when is my peach skin not a color? Why must I be excluded from a group of women?your ~peach skin~ wasn’t a color when this was happening
but now you want to be included
no
BREAKING NEWS
REFURB THE CAT IS GOING TO GET BOOPED ON THE NOSE THIS AFTERNOON
STAY TUNED FOR FURTHER UPDATES
UPDATE
SCOUTING REPORTS SHOW REFURB MAY NOT BE AWARE OF IMPENDING BOOP. NOSE REMAINS UNGUARDED.
ETA UNTIL BOOPING: APPROX ONE HOUR.
STAY TUNED FOR FURTHER UPDATES
UPDATE
USE OF SCOUTING DRONES A BAD IDEA; REFURB FEARS TERRIBLE FLYING SKY DEMONS. REGROUPING.
ETA UNTIL BOOPENING: APPROX 45 MINUTES.
STAY TUNED FOR FURTHER UPDATES
UPDATE
AERIAL SURVEILLANCE REVEALS REFURB SURROUNDED BY GUARDS - SUSPECTS POSSIBLE AMBUSH?
ETA UNTIL BOOPENING: APPROX 15 MINUTES.
UPDATE
WE HAVE TROOPS ON THE GROUND.
ETA UNTIL BOOPENING: 2 MINUTES
FINAL APPROACH. PERMISSION TO BOOP GRANTED.
BOOPENING IMMINENT.
BOOPENING SUCCESSFUL!
Your vote has consequences. DO NOT do this.
Bra shopping is hard.