wtffff
Aaaaagh!!!!!
I dunno. Is a smooth beatdown always bad, Rebecca?
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I want to Die
Me whenever I encounter a Big Pupper™
Life is full of obstacles. (via slimjones)
If the singular form of “mice” is “mouse”, shouldn’t the singular of “lice” be “louse”?
Aw man I have like, THE BEST NEWS for you my friend
social anxiety is when successfully ordering a pizza over the phone makes you feel like a champion
THIS CROW UNDERSTANDS WATER DISPLACEMENT. WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE TO BE TOLD EVERY YEAR BY A TEACHER HOW WATER DISPLACEMENT WORKS. DO THEY THINK I’M LESS INTELLIGENT THAN A CROW? I’M DONE.
Crows discovered the principle of displacement in the third century BC, when the philosopher Awkimedes, upon noticing the level of his bird bath rose in proportion with the amount of his body that was submerged, reportedly exclaimed “EURECAW!” and flew through the streets of Athens shouting his discovery.
EURECAW
VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE!!!!!!!
rawk
Vagendaofmanocide.com now redirects to hillaryclinton.com. That was fast
Hillary’s Web people deserve a raise.